Hello to all those people who have ordered a pepsi, but got a coke instead as if its all just the same. Hello to you, if you have ever been challenged to make out the difference between pepsi-coke-thums up. Hello there, the ones who walk 2 blocks more because you insist on a pepsi, and dont settle for “sorry we have only Coke and Thums up. And a special hello to Suresh.
So are you curious who is Suresh? Well, he’s a guy i saw in a multiplex when i went to watch a movie. He was selling “Pepsi” and “Diet Coke”, or so he thought. A tray full of cans of Diet Pepsi dint make him realise that he is saying the wrong name, and so, calling him Suresh doesnt leave any apprehensions for me. Well, ofcourse his name wasnt Suresh. But if all canned cola drinks are Coke, sure all sellers of such drinks are Suresh.
I have made it quite obvious now that i am a loyal pepsi lover. Everyone knows the rules. The reason may be, that i can never get enough of it. My love for pepsi has defied all laws of marginal satisfaction. Is it true that food tastes better with Pepsi? Oh it sure does. Pepsi is an essential side order along with every meal, especially when you go outside to eat. Pepsi with chaat, Pepsi with dosa, Pepsi with chinese, Pepsi with tandoori food. And whats best, nothing fancy, but Pepsi with chips 🙂
Did i say that I never get enough of Pepsi? Well, if a pet bottle everyday is not ‘enough’ then its hard to describe whats enough. May be if that Pet bottle did not get over by others around me asking for “one sip of Pepsi”. Its weird when people say they dont like to take a lot of soft drinks, but still take a sip from mine absolutely everyday. Isnt that the same as a glass of pepsi once a week? So why not just man up, order a glass of pepsi once a week and control yourself for the rest week if you’re really checking your carb intake! Funnier it is, when people make you feel that the bottle of Pepsi you just finished is going to kill you the very next second and then ask for a sip themselves. When i say Pepsi is my favourite, there are people who cut against it and say that they prefer coke. “Can i have a sip of your pepsi” sounds the best when it comes from them 😉 My friend, and the dearest classmate I had in college used to be my complain box every time when someone eyed my Pepsi. She has an interesting take on it.
So its simple as that, everybody loves Pepsi. That cold bubbly sweet sip of Pepsi flowing down your throat on a hot, summer afternoon is the best feeling ever! A sip of Pepsi after every crunchy bite of your chips can beat heaven! A pitcher of Pepsi is what completes a party. As long as you are man enough to order your glass of Pepsi, and bother to call it by its name- Pepsi, its going to be a happy day for you. Enjoy your sugar rush. As for me, I have my pet bottle right next to me 🙂
The only question is, does Pepsi make you smile too? 🙂